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CrookedCucumbers

Hey I'm Tate.
//Pansexual, Mixed Race, 20, Feminist// I'm a costume/set design major at Beloit College. I am artsy, and when the occasion calls for it, fartsy. I post original art, and things that make me laugh.

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

  #i would light this person's hair on fire    #and watch their face melt into a pile of goo    #and then eat it  
tintomatotop:

yinx1:

teflonwonton:

yinx1:

locsgirl:

thefemalegoonie:

eriannny:

reflectionof1:

MODERNITY IN SHAPING THE STATUS OF AFRICA Both Cost 150,000 US Dollars.

gtfohhhhhhhh

Soo does a man come with the Nigerian house or nah?

Dang

Man usually comes with the house but there are some for the single lady’s.
Seriously our house in Lagos is about this big. America doesn’t know jack about “third world” countries.

errrr… yah. but then you wake up and you’re in Africa.. its not just about the square footage or amenities of a home but you must consider the neighborhood.. do i feel safe with who is living next door? is there clean, running water? is there wildlife to be concerned with? what are the roads like? and seriously most importantly DO I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I AM NOT DOWNGRADING TO 56K. NEVER AGAIN

Okay, so I see I need to give a geography lesson, let’s see if I can say this humanly

1. The OP said Nigeria NOT “Africa”
2. “Consider the neighborhood”? What kind of IS is that?! People are PEOPLE wherever you go. You have your rich you have your poor. You have your smarts, and you have people like you that spout IS. 
3. Seriously, roads?
 
THIS IS LAGOS, NIGERIA HIGHWAYS…Looks a lot like LA…HMMM.

4. Wildlife? We have wildlife in the states; bears, deer, my mother saw a coyote outside her office window and she works 20 minutes away from downtown. What are you suggesting?
5. Lastly this is the stupidest thing. Internet. Is it not the Nigerians coning your gullible American asses out of your life savings. So much you it has cause alarm, and has government protocol so your stupid grandmother does send her savings thinking she can get rich quick. I think Nigeria has Internet and HIGH SPEED under control
I suggest you read, adsorb, learn and apply. Before spouting off about “Africa” again. =_=


TELL ‘EM 

tintomatotop:

yinx1:

teflonwonton:

yinx1:

locsgirl:

thefemalegoonie:

eriannny:

reflectionof1:

MODERNITY IN SHAPING THE STATUS OF AFRICA
Both Cost 150,000 US Dollars.

gtfohhhhhhhh

Soo does a man come with the Nigerian house or nah?

Dang

Man usually comes with the house but there are some for the single lady’s.

Seriously our house in Lagos is about this big. America doesn’t know jack about “third world” countries.

errrr… yah. but then you wake up and you’re in Africa.. its not just about the square footage or amenities of a home but you must consider the neighborhood.. do i feel safe with who is living next door? is there clean, running water? is there wildlife to be concerned with? what are the roads like? and seriously most importantly DO I HAVE HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I AM NOT DOWNGRADING TO 56K. NEVER AGAIN

Okay, so I see I need to give a geography lesson, let’s see if I can say this humanly

1. The OP said Nigeria NOT “Africa”

2. “Consider the neighborhood”? What kind of IS is that?! People are PEOPLE wherever you go. You have your rich you have your poor. You have your smarts, and you have people like you that spout IS. 

3. Seriously, roads?

 

THIS IS LAGOS, NIGERIA HIGHWAYS…Looks a lot like LA…HMMM.

4. Wildlife? We have wildlife in the states; bears, deer, my mother saw a coyote outside her office window and she works 20 minutes away from downtown. What are you suggesting?

5. Lastly this is the stupidest thing. Internet. Is it not the Nigerians coning your gullible American asses out of your life savings. So much you it has cause alarm, and has government protocol so your stupid grandmother does send her savings thinking she can get rich quick. I think Nigeria has Internet and HIGH SPEED under control

I suggest you read, adsorb, learn and apply. Before spouting off about “Africa” again. =_=

TELL ‘EM 

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

  #my aesthetic  

anoia:

paingineering:

important: robots whose vocal systems glitch when they get too excited

more like

robots whose voices glitch in place of crying

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  #robots  

angel-with-a-nerf-gun:

"Love is an open doo-"

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sircuddlebuns:

Skip the Use - Nameless World

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS! THE SONG AND THE ANIMATION ARE SO GOOD I AM HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE PLEASE WATCH THIS YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY

  #video    #animation    #music    #good post    #occult  

scoutpixel:

ppl who use the word ‘tranny’

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  #slurs  

mamamantis:

i’m fuckin losing it bc my boyfriend is sitting by me doing a kermit the frog voice and repeating “how can me, a pagan, know science” over and over

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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default album art
Played: 29,565 times.
  #slayer  
slumperparty:

slumperparty:

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  #slayer  
default album art
Played: 29,565 times.
  #audio    #deep web